1. quality blog: starts following me
  2. me: wait what are you doing


when u stand up 2 fast n suddenly ur floatin thru space n time


I hate when they make you describe yourself on the first day of school like???? me????? tired angry egg trying to live an honest life

People look at you and say ‘you changed’, as if you worked that hard to stay the same.

Jay Z

F.R.I.E.N.D.S  running gags

Jennifer Lawrence | by Max Abadian for Flare Magazine (June 2011)


mom dad why can’t you just accept me for the bad bitch i am